Those two—they never stop thinking. The other day they thought they should ask the Kraft Company to advertise on their sites. Star (who can’t cook, I’m here to tell ‘ya) eats a lot of the yellow–orange ambrosia. Comfort food for starving writers. Sure, don’t even mention Alpo, Pedigree and Beneful. It’s okay. I am quite fond of the sawed-off noodles with the neon sauce myself.