Paul Newman, big sighs, blue eyes—I have heard of him. The other day, I read on a package of his dog treats that he lets his dog write copy.
If that’s his picture on there, he is some hairy Scottie type. According to this, he is coming out with a “tell all” on Paul, and these treats were created to bribe him into shutting up.
One thing he wants to reveal is that Newman has a deeply rooted fear of drinking toilet water. Paul, Paul, let it all out. Newman’s daughter also makes a mess of the kitchen, according to this report.
If you can’t believe a dog food package, what can you believe?